Machine Men

In the process of living,
life itself is forgotten,
leading many to waste away,
their hours and days passing by,
without much care or notice.

Steel dust filtering through fingers,
that are coated in grease and oil,
too dirty to touch a lover,
without poisoning their body.

We are machine men;
with machine minds,
and machine hearts,
oil pumps inside of us.

August 8, 2009

Investing $20,000 and Four Years of my Life for a Piece of Paper: My Bachelors Degree Experience At Laurentian University

High-schoolers face many difficult decisions on their way to becoming graduates. Whether to enter the work force, attend university or college, or even travel, are among the most significant of these decisions. The guidance counselors and teachers at my high school, Sudbury Secondary School, pounded one fact inside of our heads; UNiversity was the place to go if you wanted to be successful. We were too young to notice their bias at the time, but it is fairly easy to guess they would give that advice considering every single one of them had attended university themselves. Granted, not everyone has a positive opinion of university education, but these individuals were all working fairly nice jobs after graduation, which naturally creates a bias.
I have a vastly different view of university education, when compared with that of the teachers and guidance counselors. I learned more from my own personal reading, than I did from my university courses over the span of the four years I roamed the campus in search of knowledge. When I say roamed, I mean it. I took a wide variety of courses in search of something special. My topics of studied ranged from my major, in history, to philosophy, religious studies, human geography, psychology, physical geography, and even six credits of biology.
In my first year philosophy course, which I took during my second year of university, I learned more philosophy from the books I read on my own time that were unassigned in class, such as Mill’s On Liberty, Camus’ The Fall, and Sartre’s Human Emotions and Existentialism, then I did from the lectures and assigned readings. The course was subtitled “The Study of Human Nature,” but there was very little about it that seemed human, or natural for that matter. My professor would stand up in front of us, and speak for well over an hour. He would occasionally try to ramp up participation by asking “what do you think of that?” as if that were a stimulating way to draw us out of our half-awake, half-asleep states, which he induced with his yawn-inspiring lectures.
Dry lectures are not the place to learn about human nature.
It would be unfair for me to claim this course was the perfect model to explain my in-class university experience. It was the norm however. I do recall fonder moments, such as delivering a seminar to my fellow students of Kuhlberg’s History of Northern Ontario in the pub. I sipped on beer in between pauses, rather than the more-oft used water, and some of my class-mates did more than just sip on their beverages. I also recall Hobb, his beard swinging as he shouted with his Crime and Punishment class, “hard economic times!!” in the middle of one of his lectures. He explained how he was sick of hearing about the recession in the news, and in his dealings with higher-ups at Laurentian.
These fun, and human stories, were few and far between. Their courses represented about 10% of my entire university degree. These two professors showcased what a solid university education could have been, but wasn’t.

The Beast!

Hobb e-mailed me recently and in the message he brought up a website related to The Exiled! Naturally, I checked out the website, and found it was extremely hilarious. The website is called The Buffalo Beast. Therefore I am passing the site address on to all of you, along with this passage from an article they wrote on the 50 most loathsome people in 2008:

“31. Stephenie Meyer

Charges: She’s the unforgivably perky Mormon mom who wrote the Twilight Series of books, currently draining IQ points from Western Civilization. This silly wank-off vampire fantasy for teenage girls has been embraced by legions of sad, middle-aged women who fight for access to their daughters’ sticky copies of the books. It’s an embarrassing spectacle for all Americans who aren’t actively participating in it. Meyer admits she can’t handle the better class of vampires and has never watched a whole vampire movie, even the more anemic kind: “I’ve seen little pieces of Interview with a Vampire when it was on TV, but I kind of always go YUCK! I don’t watch R-rated movies, so that really cuts down on a lot of the horror. And I think I’ve seen a couple of pieces of The Lost Boys, which my husband liked, and he wanted me to watch it once, but I was like, ‘It’s creepy!’”

Exhibit A: The hit movie version of Twilight, featuring Meyer’s dreary characters, a tiresome teenage girl and the pathetic “vegetarian” vampire who loves her, mooning around on first base for two hours and giving vampires everywhere a bad name.

Sentence: Meyer encounters a non-vegetarian vampire, who kills her immediately and gruesomely in front of an appreciative audience of horror film fans. ”

Hilarious 🙂

Marriage A-La-Mode by John Dryden

Marriage A-La-Mode

Why should a foolish marriage vow,
Which long ago was made,
Oblige us to each other now
When passion is decay’d?
We lov’d, and we lov’d, as long as we could,
Till our love was lov’d out in us both:
But our marriage is dead, when the pleasure is fled:
‘Twas pleasure first made it an oath.

If I have pleasures for a friend,
And farther love in store,
What wrong has he whose joys did end,
And who could give no more?
‘Tis a madness that he should be jealous of me,
Or that I should bar him of another:
For all we can gain is to give our selves pain,
When neither can hinder the other.

John Dryden
(Courtesy of poemhunter.com)

The Exiled

Tonight I stumbled across one of my all-time favourite websites again, which was formally known as The Exile. It was a paper based out of Russia, with writers who got so fed up with living in America, that they moved to Russia. Thee paper lasted over 10 years before the Russian government allegedly orchestrated their shutdown. Now they’ve returned to America it seems, and begun a new website. For an example of their work, take this quote, and visit this link: “America’s collapse into a Third World banana republic is accelerating: Alabama’s most populous county, Jefferson County, is so broke it’s closing down courthouses and laying off so many cops that it’s now planning to call in the National Guard to maintain order”

NHLers Attending National Summer Camps Could be Suspended if Injured

CTV writes that NHLers who participate in their national team’s olympic summer camps, and are injured by the resulting activities, could face the potential of being suspended without pay by their NHL clubs if their injury prevents them from attending training camp for their club team. This seems very Mickey Mouse to me when talking about professional sports. This has the potential to stop some NHL players from attending the training camps, thereby hurting their chances of making the final roster for the Olympics. I understand the NHL is a professional league, and these players have a responsibility to their clubs, but they also have a responsibility to the fans who watch and enjoy the game. In soccer, players are allowed to attend games and training camp anytime during the year (the whole U-21 World Cup, and Lionel Messi not getting permission thing aside). I think that clubs have to step up and help out the players who are gifted enough to go play at these camps, otherwise the players may end up footing the bill, or not going at all, which would be a shame for the sport as a whole.