You don’t want somebody who is intelligent.

That means they can challenge you,
question you,
and influence you.

They will require conversation,
signs of approval or disapproval,
AND signs you also have a brain!

O, the horror of having to be alive,
or at least pretend to be conscious!

The sheer travesty of conversations,
that probe further than lol’s and n2m’s,
who would ever imagine that to be enjoyable!?

Certainly not any respectable citizen,
in this perfect age we live in,
where short-forms rule the day,
and anything longer than 140 characters,
is completely wasteful and useless!

Believe me,
you don’t want anybody that is intelligent.